HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
I can't believe I am back to Maplestory. Since I am here, I as thinking why not I make a test to see if you are Mapletard? (I know its kind of late to make this test though ^^) You might wonder why the heading is 'Are You A Mapletard/Cabaltard' instead of mapletard alone. This is because a cabaltard has many similarities as a mapletard. You will know why after u have read the definitions of mapletard, and cabaltard and also some of my additional information.
Mapletard also known as Maple-retard.
"A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing.
Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn.
It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse."
Taken From Urban Dictionary :
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mapletard(1/1/09)
Additional information of a mapletard which the dictonary lacks is that most mapletard love to express their emotion in the form of F1 to F7 instead of words or icons eg. -_- or >_<
Now for Cabaltards
"A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Cabal' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays CabalSEA to such a great extent that he/she feels that the whole game is his/her life, and thus flames people who played Maplestory or similar versions.
Cabaltards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Cabaltard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of an african bull. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a peanut.
It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Cabaltard, it is important to either stay away from him/her, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to disturb your training by attacking the mobs which you are training on and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Cabaltard.
The hardcore Cabaltards are much worse; they claimed that they are
from the outerspace of what kuku Jedi Order to serve peace & harmony by flaming people in forums and yet claimed they are not wrong in any way.
They like to use impressive english to challenge people
and their mastermind with blur cock face always uses Bleach main lead IGN as their forum IGN and writes his essays in purple font. When a person ask
the mastermind of kuku Jedi Order a small question, he would reply with an essay as though he wants to fight for the leadership of the Government.
And when he lost the debation or his flaming spark isn't working, he will hide to unknown locations as though Mas Selamat till things goes back to usual then he will appear and be cocky in forums again! The leader is also well-known for carrying the forum admin's balls and play pussy actions purring for innocence."Taken from Urban Dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cabaltard(1/1/09)
The reason that I striked off some parts is because we can clearly see that the author is against a particuar player/guild. However, I cannot deny that the person that the author is hinting about is a cabaltard.
An additional information of cabaltards is that they love to duel with other players and they think that the other player must accept the duel invitation. If the another player reject the duel, they will start to call the player a pimp. Cabaltards also love to 'help the GMs in spotting botters' by asking ALL the players in training fields 'are you there', 'ans please'. If a player did not answer them, they will start ks the mobs that the player is hitting and spamming 'botter'. If he is in a pvp server, the cabaltard will pk that player even he is not botting.
The above are how mapletards/cabaltards react in game or forum. There are also symtoms of ' retardness' in the daily life which will tell us whether you are a tard or not. Therefore, try my test and see how close are you to be a -tard!!
To do the quest, you just have to choose the answer that suits you the most and then add the number beside each answer.
Lastly.. BE HONEST TO YOURSELF!!
In order to qualify for the test, you need to have played maplestory before.
1) You have played Maplestory in the past 3 months.
A. Yes (3)
B. No (0)
2) How many hours do you spend on maplestory per week?
A. more than 50 (5)
B. 20-49 (3)
C. less than 20 (1)
3) How much money have you spent on cash shop items for the past 3 months?
A. more than $30 (5)
B. any amount that is less than $30 (2)
C. I never spend any of my money on maplestory (0)
4) Whats your age?
A. less than 10 (3)
B. 10-16 (5)
C. 17-24 (3)
D. 25 and above (1)
5)Do you express your emotions using F1-F7 in the past 3 months?
A. Yes (3)
B. No (0)
6) From qns 5, how often have you been using?
A. more than 50% of your chat contains F1-F7 (5)
B. less than 50% of your chat contains F1-F7 (3)
C. i dont use it (0)
D. more than 50% of your chat contains F1-F7 including msn, and real life chat F2!!! me: WTF! (8)
7) Do you know whats cc pls?
A.Yup! Its change channel pls (1)
B. Huh? Communitity Centre? (0)
8) Do you use CC pls when someone is in your map in the past 3 months?
A. Yes (3)
B. No (0)
9) How often do you say CC pls?
A. When they appear in my map (5)
B. When they start ksing my mobs (2)
C. I don't say cc pls (0)
10) How do u responds to ksers? You can choose more than 1 ans.
A. CC PLS!!! (1)
B. I ks back and if still lose, I ask my guild to help me ks and mass defame him! (if you dont have a guild. think that if u have one) (5)
C. I party them. (0)
D.I ks back but if i lose ks I cc myself. (0)
E. I cc myself without having starting a ks. me:O_O (-3)
F. I ask them to stop and share my map with them but did not pt them. (0)
G. Scold them foul language.eg. KNN CCB FUK YOU LAH!! (5)
11) Are you that kser that I refer ?
A.Hell Yes!! (5)
B. I dont ks (0)
12) Do you have friends who are mapletards?
A.Yes (3)
B.No (1)
13) Do you always play together with your mapletard friends in maplestory?
A. Yes we stick together no matter what happens!!!!!!! (5)
B. Only in chat. (2)
C. I dont have mapletard friends. (0)
14) What do you define ks in maplestory?
A. As long as someone kill any mob in my map, its ks! (5)
B. When someone hit the mob that I am killing. (0)
more than 50 You are mapletard!! get hold of yourself!!
30-49 You are 'a soon going to be' a mapletard!
21-29 You are near danger zone =O
11-20 You are still in safety zone mapler=)
less than 10 You are just a mapler=)
In order to qualify for the test, you need to have played Cabal online before.
1) You have played Cabal in the past 3 months.
A. Yes (3)
B. No (0)
2) How many hours do you spend on Cabal per week?
A. more than 50 (5)
B. 20-49 (3)
C. less than 20 (1)
3) How much money have you spent on cash shop items for the past 3 months?
A. more than $30 (5)
B. any amount that is less than $30 (2)
C. I never spend any of my money on Cabal (0)
4) Whats your age?
A. less than 10 (3)
B. 10-16 (5)
C. 17-24 (3)
D. 25 and above (1)
5) How do u responds to ksers? You can choose more than 1 ans.
A. I ks back and if still lose, I ask my guild to help me ks and pk him! (if you dont have a guild. think that if u have one) (5)
B. I party them. (0)
C. I go find other spot. (0)
D. I ask them to stop. (0)
E. Scold them foul language.eg. KNN CCB FUK YOU LAH!! (5)
6) Are you that kser that I refer ?
A.Hell Yes!! (5)
B. I dont ks (0)
7) Do you have friends who are cabaltards?
A.Yes (3)
B.No (1)
8) Do you always play together with your cabaltard friends in Cabal?
A. Yes we stick together no matter what happens!!!!!!! (5)
B. Only in chat. (2)
C. I dont have cabaltard friends. (0)
9) What do you think about maplers?
A. That are retards kids! (5)
B. They are people who play maplestory (0)
C. They are a bunch of retards that play some stupid 2d mmorpg game. (5)
10) What do you think about Cabalist?
A. We are people that play CabalSea (0)
B. We are mature ppl that are very different from those retards who play maplestory. (5)
11) How do you write in forums?
A. Long essays to show off my impressive english standard eventhough people just asking for simple question (5)
B. My length of reply is depend on how complicated the question is. (0)
C. Full of Singlish :D (3)
D. I try my best to write in proper english even though my english standard is not as good as others and I keep my reply as short as possible (0)
12) If someone proves that you are wrong, you will...
A. Accept it (0)
B. I will try my best to twist the words and make it correct. (5)
C. I will start a flame on that particular user. (5)
D. Try my best to prove them wrong without using dirty tricks (1)
more than 50 You are Cabaltard!! get hold of yourself!!
30-49 You are 'a soon going to be' a Cabaltard!
21-29 You are near danger zone =O
11-20 You are still in safety zone Cabalist=)
less than 10 You are just a Cabalist=)
Hu Ge (hands down to him!)
From here, Hu Ge looks better=p
Thats her!! haha!
